5/20/2013 - Photo
guys i’m literally crying from laughter
I do this to my dogs all the time omg
(Source: sirkowski, via sexforwaffles)
If Justin Bieber wins this “milestone award” I’m going to punch a hole in the wall. Taylor deserves this. She’s done far more than he has.
too bad he is gonna bring that award home
(via weakenoughtoneedyous)
5/19/2013 - Photo
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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5/19/2013 - Video
Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones…with two numbers, and he pays two bills.
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5/18/2013 - Audio
10 years ago on this day (5/18/03–5/18/13), Beyoncé released her debut single, “Crazy in Love,” featuring Jay-Z. The single spent 8 consecutive weeks as a #1 single (making it her first hit in her solo career), spent a month straight as the most downloaded song in the US, and has spent 27 weeks in the Hot 100 (15 of them being in the top 10). Today, the single has sold over 8 million copies all around the world, making it one of the best-selling singles worldwide.
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5/18/2013 - Photo
My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
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